Cockroaches

In honor of St. Francis and his love for creatures, here's a joke:

Two cockroaches decided to visit their favorite restaurant.

While the larger of the two was enjoying his meal, the smaller one said, "You wouldn't believe the house I just left. It was spotless. The lady had to be a cleanaholic. Everything was immaculate--the sink, the counter, the floors. You couldn't find a crumb anywhere."

The other cockroach stopped his munching, looked with some annoyance at his companion, and said, "Do you have to talk like that while I'm eating?"

Enjoy your day (unless you have other plans),
~Friar Rex